Keeping it 55th street 

Keeping it real; being upfront and honest.

"Keeping it 55th street with you, chief-- I don't think my friend Muna fucks with you."

Keeping it 55th street by ausdeb November 24, 2021

keeping tabs 

To watch a person or a situation carefully so that you always know what they are doing or what is happening.

"Why is he still your friend on Facebook?"

"I'm just keeping tabs on him in case he starts talking to another girl."

keeping tabs by LovingThis92 December 30, 2011

Keeping Up with Thursday 

An alternative to 'keeping up with the joneses', although hardly used in the common English lexicon. Other examples include--

A) In expression, used to describe surprise and happiness for the end of the week - Friday, a day in which school is typically over, or for those in work. It can be used also for Thursday itself, for people waiting for the week to be over.

B) A title for a popular webcomic of the same name, about two mousethieves in London with a knack for stealing. The title stems from the fact that the main character, Patrick, was known as the 'Thursday Thief', for his crimes coincidentally happening on that day. Hence, people are trying to 'keep up with Thursday.'

C) A term used to describe the end result of an orgasm during sexual intercourse; the success of a wonderful night in bed with your mate and/or lover. Commonly used in the United Kingdom, though included in the United States in some instances.

This is it--- this is it... Why, I... I... Oh goodness, my love! I can't believe it! I have been keeping up with Thursday! HA HA, this is delicious!

Keeping Up with Thursday by Salamander Ferret May 30, 2011

Keeping the mean streets mean 

1. A street, defined by its ability to withstand the ways of bad bitches and Mexican drug lords. A place where children do not come to play but battle until their death, where harlots lie and the po-po die. The act of maintaining your mean streets' reputation, the areas the tourists avoid.

2. Putting on a poncho, sombrero, and fake mustache and walking the streets.

In Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia; Zoe works hard keeping the mean streets mean.

Keeping the mean streets mean by vivalasmexico November 1, 2013

keeping dark 

To hide or conceal something that might be incriminating to you.

I promised my wife that I would stop gambling, so I'm definitely keeping dark my recent loss at the race track!

keeping dark by talk2me-JCH2 July 11, 2023

keeping me on read 

When you view a text message and don't respond. Keeping the sender in "read" status without a reply.

Why are you keeping me on read? You read my message over two hours ago!

keeping me on read by MomTryingToKeepUp March 17, 2018

Keeping up with the Kardashians 

A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.

I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!

Keeping up with the Kardashians by Brutus The Definer July 3, 2018