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Keelob is a person on discord who doesn’t sleep when he has nightmares, he also cry’s. Keelob is just an offbrand Kaleb, Keelob is me

Keelob is trash
Person:“KEELOB GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
Keelob: “no.”
keelob by Keelob October 13, 2020
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Keelob is a guy who cries a lot, he’s also on discord 24/7, he doesn’t sleep, he also has nightmares everyday but doesn’t talk about them, he’s trash and an idiot

I’m keelob btw
“Keelob needs to stop having fictional crushes
keelob by Keelob October 13, 2020
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Kaelob is a boy that wants to be a man, but finds himself still standing at the edge of childhood, for he threw away a great relationship with a nice girl that treated him wonderfully and loved him. This was because he got bored with his relationship and realized that there were prettier girls, therefore, he created a problem and blamed the girl for their relationship ending. He then gets with another girl that was prettier, funnier, and older than the other girl. Though, he would be a lot happier if he listened to his heart and stayed close to the one that loved him. If Kaelob were to realize what his heart was hinting, there would be no telling how great his life could be. After all this being said, Kaelob is very good looking with dark eyes and a charming smile. Not to mention that he can make almost anyone laugh, for humor comes very naturally to him. Kaelob really is a ladies' man, but he should do himself a favor and listen to what his heart tells him.
Kaelob is naturally funny.
kaelob by emmyrae01 March 13, 2018
i will decide for myself where his keelo is
keelo by anonymousmotherfudger October 11, 2020

amg_kelobenz 

when people ask whos the biggest baller u have seen on bab, legends answer his name.
he had to order a special steel chair because the last one he tried sitting on broke due to the size of his massive balls
if u see him lose 1 btc, be prepared for a series of 20 btc bets THIS man knows no fear. all hail amg
amg_kelobenz is about to bet, time to divest from bankroll
amg_kelobenz by crossss October 21, 2020
keelogg is the name of someone who lives in newnan , georgia who is extremely amazing and extra snazz ;)
yo , look @ keelogg over there
keelogg by keels003 June 12, 2018
A white underground style rapper, thats starting his rap career
Yo you ever heard of Keelo, he's got some sick flow
Keelo by Keelo256 December 19, 2007
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