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Da amount of blasting-powder in one of Achmed's "jingle bombs".
Upon Long John Silver's learning dat Black Dog and Tom Morgan had been casually discussing "keelhauling" inside his respectable tavern, his indignant fury is like an entire keelogram of gunpowder inside him, ready to explode.
keelogram by QuacksO January 30, 2023
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Kilogram 

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The kilogram, symbol kg, is the SI unit of mass. As of 2019 it is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015×10−34 when expressed in the unit J⋅s, which is equal to kg⋅m2⋅s−1, where the meter and the second are defined in terms of c and ΔνCs.
Scientists have redefined the kilogram for 2019.
Kilogram by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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kilogram 

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European/SI measure of mass/weight roughly equal to two pounds, abbreviated as kg.
Me - Darnell is fat as fuck, dat mofo weighs 200 kilograms.
You - Wtf is a kilogram?
Me - A kilogram weighs 2.2 pounds.
You - Daaayum, that's 440 lbs!
kilogram by DynamiteDeuce May 21, 2014

kilogram shit 

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A shit that weighs 1 kilogram
"Damn bro, I just did a kilogram shit", "are you a kilogram lighter?"
kilogram shit by M3g4 m1nd March 14, 2019

kilogram 

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that mf built like a kilogram
kilogram by yuhhh get into itttt April 13, 2021

Kelodrama

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A kelodrama is a crazily over the top series of mishaps involving a person named Kelly. There is no escape from said dramas & it seems everything you do to resolve the issues actually make them worse!
Another Kelodrama today, no avoiding dramas if your name is Kelly!

Kilogram 

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a black and green humanoid who claims to be a "kilogramite"
he is known for murdering those who claim scorpions aren't bugs and being able to slap giant bison unconscious
Mr. Kilogram has returned
Kilogram by South London Sam December 3, 2022
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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