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Kilogram 

The kilogram, symbol kg, is the SI unit of mass. As of 2019 it is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015×10−34 when expressed in the unit J⋅s, which is equal to kg⋅m2⋅s−1, where the meter and the second are defined in terms of c and ΔνCs.
Scientists have redefined the kilogram for 2019.
Kilogram by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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kilogram 

European/SI measure of mass/weight roughly equal to two pounds, abbreviated as kg.
Me - Darnell is fat as fuck, dat mofo weighs 200 kilograms.
You - Wtf is a kilogram?
Me - A kilogram weighs 2.2 pounds.
You - Daaayum, that's 440 lbs!
kilogram by DynamiteDeuce May 21, 2014

kilogram shit 

A shit that weighs 1 kilogram
"Damn bro, I just did a kilogram shit", "are you a kilogram lighter?"
kilogram shit by M3g4 m1nd March 14, 2019

kilogram 

that mf built like a kilogram
kilogram by yuhhh get into itttt April 13, 2021
A kelodrama is a crazily over the top series of mishaps involving a person named Kelly. There is no escape from said dramas & it seems everything you do to resolve the issues actually make them worse!
Another Kelodrama today, no avoiding dramas if your name is Kelly!

Kilogram 

a black and green humanoid who claims to be a "kilogramite"
he is known for murdering those who claim scorpions aren't bugs and being able to slap giant bison unconscious
Mr. Kilogram has returned
Kilogram by South London Sam December 3, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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