keelogram

Da amount of blasting-powder in one of Achmed's "jingle bombs".

Upon Long John Silver's learning dat Black Dog and Tom Morgan had been casually discussing "keelhauling" inside his respectable tavern, his indignant fury is like an entire keelogram of gunpowder inside him, ready to explode.

keelogram by QuacksO January 30, 2023

Kilogram 

The kilogram, symbol kg, is the SI unit of mass. As of 2019 it is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015×10−34 when expressed in the unit J⋅s, which is equal to kg⋅m2⋅s−1, where the meter and the second are defined in terms of c and ΔνCs.

Scientists have redefined the kilogram for 2019.

Kilogram by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

kilogram 

European/SI measure of mass/weight roughly equal to two pounds, abbreviated as kg.

Me - Darnell is fat as fuck, dat mofo weighs 200 kilograms.
You - Wtf is a kilogram?
Me - A kilogram weighs 2.2 pounds.
You - Daaayum, that's 440 lbs!

kilogram by DynamiteDeuce May 21, 2014

kilogram shit 

A shit that weighs 1 kilogram

"Damn bro, I just did a kilogram shit", "are you a kilogram lighter?"

kilogram shit by M3g4 m1nd March 14, 2019

kilogram 

cat in the hat mug

that mf built like a kilogram

kilogram by yuhhh get into itttt April 13, 2021

Kelodrama

A kelodrama is a crazily over the top series of mishaps involving a person named Kelly. There is no escape from said dramas & it seems everything you do to resolve the issues actually make them worse!

Another Kelodrama today, no avoiding dramas if your name is Kelly!

Kelodrama by AndyPandyPudding&Pie May 26, 2021

Kilogram 

a black and green humanoid who claims to be a "kilogramite"
he is known for murdering those who claim scorpions aren't bugs and being able to slap giant bison unconscious

Mr. Kilogram has returned

Kilogram by South London Sam December 3, 2022