keelo
keelo by anonymousmotherfudger October 11, 2020
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keelo
Keelo, or keela is anyone from the age of 10 - 13 that plays fortnite all day and tries to recruit other people to join in, much like a pyramid scheme.
Person A: "Have you heard of the new Fortnite update? You should really join in!"
Person B: "Dude.. are you a keelo?"
Person B: "Dude.. are you a keelo?"
keelo by Ananymoous December 14, 2020
keedon
One who is obsessed with the game of baseball, baseball cards, baseball players, and anything remotely related to baseball is called a keedon (See baseball).
A keedon is one who pays exhorbitant amounts of money for boxed sets of baseball cards just to get a good autographed baseball card, which could have been bought individually at the same price or less (See keedon).
keedon by Dean Truong November 5, 2005
Keedon
Often a pisces. He is the greatest bff you could ever ask for. He can help get you through your darkest times. He always finds a way to make you feel better no matter the situation at hand. Hes an empathetic guy which is refreshing as most guys bury their emotions. You are a lucky hooman if you have him in your life.
Keedon by 5ugarsku11 June 21, 2019
Keel over and DIE
Harold Rosen (Michael Rosen's father): I hope you get an STD
Michael: how about you go Keel over and DIE
Harold immediately keels over, and dies.
Michael: how about you go Keel over and DIE
Harold immediately keels over, and dies.
Keel over and DIE by TheMagicBean October 8, 2017
Keeyock Neeyock
To knock one's male reproductive organ upon a door or window of a female's homestead in order to gain said female's attention and alert the female to the highly probable consensual intercourse/rape that will occur shortly.
"Bro that slampiece was a total cock-blocking skank, how did you get her to put out?" ...Two words... Keeyock Neeyock
Keeyock Neeyock by DV Legends August 5, 2010
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