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keeber toast 

Cum on toast, arising out of the combined brain power of Welsh & Texan perversion. Bread sales went up 20% after the idea spread around.
"You want a piece of keeber toast Dustin? My girl really enjoyed that delicacy last night."
keeber toast by T3XASTOAST November 7, 2007
Related Words
keeber • keeber toast • keeper • keebler • keener • keefer • keeler • keeter • keeker • Kerber

Kemberly 

Kemberly also known to be spelled as Kimberly but their

Cool,down to earth,caring,fun,loyal,honest,and can be a bit of a home body overall their cool....
Kem ber ly
Hey kemberly

Hey kimberly
Kemberly by Kem kem December 21, 2016
someone who you keeping for life and forever, a one in a milllion.
she my one in a million she a keeper
keeper by faaizahx1 May 1, 2020

sweeper keeper 

Is a new way of goalkeeper, Manuel Neuer is an example of a sweeper keeper, sweeper keepers usually defend out of the penalty area,
"Cristiano Ronaldo had a break away into Bayern's Half and Manuel Neuer comes out of his Penalty area to defend the box he played the role as a sweeper keeper"

keetered 

BOTH drunk and stoned.
"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."
keetered by SwingBatter October 12, 2009

Smile Keeper❤️❤️ 

A girl who is very kind and has a lovely personality. She is a very good friend and when you are feeling down...she will make you happy. She is funny and perfect too.😀😀😀❤️❤️
Who's that person over there...It's Smile Keeper❤️❤️!!!❤️. SHE IS A FUN PERSON TO HANG OUT WITH.
Smile Keeper❤️❤️ by Xpro$ December 25, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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