Term used to subtly insert the word cum into an everyday conversation, perhaps with a colleague or your grandmother, while ideally avoiding public disdain and disgust. Often can be used to hilarious results. Must be spoken swiftly. Can be pronounced like "kim" if preferred.
"Mmm, this lemonade tastes like kem."
"That slam dunk made me kem!"
"Betsy, you've got a little kem on your face."
"That slam dunk made me kem!"
"Betsy, you've got a little kem on your face."
by Gadnok July 17, 2015
Kem is an unbelievably amazing person and probably the greatest human on the world. It is said once you meet a Kem your life immediately changes for the better. Kem is usually a black melanin king, commonly known as the “Cocoa Mocha Prince”. But above all it is a well known fact that a Kem has a terrifyingly long penis
by Clocka March 30, 2022
A fluid, or sticky substance ejaculated from the penis. Also known as cum or fluid. Can also be used to as a nickname to "yack'em"
by runnin' through a forest July 01, 2010
by The owner of kemville October 14, 2019
Kem is a loser like no one else. He's the definition of a failure. The word 'kem' was created by someone named Emrah, who put the letter K infront of his name just to show everyone that he's kurdish (which makes no sense because that's nothing you should be proud of, which shows how much of an Kem he is).
Person A: "Hey, you see that absolute loser there?"
Person B: "Yeah, I think there's not other loser like him on this whole fucking Planet"
Person A: "such a Kem"
Kem: "Look at me I'm kurdish and my name is Emrah"
Person B: "Yeah, I think there's not other loser like him on this whole fucking Planet"
Person A: "such a Kem"
Kem: "Look at me I'm kurdish and my name is Emrah"
by Th3-Gr34t-MB April 20, 2022
I want to be kems😊
by Botlfx in vf September 26, 2018
by Paralyzion December 15, 2014