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Term used to subtly insert the word cum into an everyday conversation, perhaps with a colleague or your grandmother, while ideally avoiding public disdain and disgust. Often can be used to hilarious results. Must be spoken swiftly. Can be pronounced like "kim" if preferred.
"Mmm, this lemonade tastes like kem."
"That slam dunk made me kem!"
"Betsy, you've got a little kem on your face."
by Gadnok August 09, 2015
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A fluid, or sticky substance ejaculated from the penis. Also known as cum or fluid. Can also be used to as a nickname to "yack'em"
Yesterday, i kemed everywhere in her mouth.
by runnin' through a forest July 01, 2010
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A crazy bipolar girl who has class and a small but nice ass. She dont take shit from no one but if you her friend she will love you a lot. She is weird crazy and sometimes mean. When she acts weird she makes your day.
I miss kem she always made me laugh.
by Gkhh August 19, 2016
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turkish phrase- someone who is a complete prat and prone to making mistakes
person A- 'knocks over table'
Person B- you're so fucking Kem
by Cemal May 07, 2006
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