kebabylon

Fusion of the words 'kebab' and 'babylon'. The area in UK towns and cities, usually near all the bars, where loud, drunken people gather in public to embarass themselves, offend others, expell urine and vomit and eat bad foods at night on the weekends.

Roger: 'After the theatre we can walk through town to get to our bus stop.'

James: There's no way I'm taking Grandma through kebabylon to get home! We'll get a taxi.'

by James Smurthwaite January 28, 2007

kebabulous

The pinnacle of fast food excellence.
A kebab of epic proportions and flavour.

After 15 pints Billy partook of a 'meat' donner with chilli sauce. "F**k me" he exclaimed "this is the best kebab I've ever had. It's 'Kebabulous'..."

by Mikeeeeee August 25, 2005

kebabulance

A kebabulance, (like an ambulance) is a real life saver when pissed, wasted or otherwise intoxicated. This casually vomit adorned kebab van will sell you the most astonishingly flavoured lamb of your life and set you up well for a glorious hangover and bashmouth.

Fuck me I'm pissed! Find me a kebabulance before I die!

or

I need a kebabulance before I need an ambulance.

by denzille June 10, 2007

Kebabalon

The absolute pinnacle of a night out. Analogous of Nirvana to Buddhist’s. A point of spiritual enlightenment only reached after an excellent night out. Not to be confused with a Kebab shop in Chester, that may or may not exist.

Dude, on to kebabalon!

by neveroutgunned May 20, 2009

kebabalyon

A mythical house of great food that one can only find when incredibly drunk.

Great scot! Gentlemen, we have found kebabalyon at last!
Lets get large doners all round.

by KK Griffin March 12, 2007