keason 

keason is amazing you will never find anyone else like them. they are so unique and outrageously energetic, keason could stay up all night talking to you and then ft you the next morning. they are probably the best kind of person you could possibly meet or have in your life. keason is loyal and just a great person to have with you by your side for the rest of your life. :)

Y/N : good morning keason!
keason: oh my lord i missed you good morning <3

keason by dorian_the_gender_gremlin April 18, 2021

Buster Keaton 

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.

I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14

Buster Keaton by c.harris February 13, 2018

Michael Keaton 

Stimulant drug (Mephedrone)(MKAT)(Meow Meow) Once a man made legal high similar to amphetamine now illegal.

'A heathon from Eton.. On a bag of Michael Keaton'

Michael Keaton by AJK23 January 14, 2020

Kasoning 

When something that happened a while ago, is brought up over and over again (even if it's not funny) until the person who is talking gets acknowledged. It can also be a form of making excuses for something you are bad at.

Bro that shit happened 20 minutes ago, quit Kasoning.

Dude, just because you suck doesn't mean the game is bad, stop Kasoning

Kasoning by Skale325 May 25, 2021

Keaton Albertson 

An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.

"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."

"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."

Keaton Albertson by mantidae July 6, 2009

Keaton Garbage 

When you slide in Steal The Bacon (A game played in phys ed) You sir are cheating

Keaton:Your cheating due to sliding. Andrew: Well they never said we couldn't slide.Hello Keaton Garbage.

Keaton Garbage by UjvalHater7 December 17, 2018

Keanon 

Probably the greatest name ever. Keanon's (Also spelled Keenan, Kenan, Kenon, etc.) are confident, funny, and smell nice. They're smart, open to many ideas, and often help out those in need (albeit mostly for their own, often malicious, purposes.) Some people believe they are arrogant, a little vulgar, vindictive, and malicious but who cares what they think? :D

Today I got a text message from Keanon telling me to watch out for rain today. So I brought my umbrella. I thought he was just being nice, but turns out he also needed something to stop the rain from hitting him. :/

Keanon by Anonymous Mexican October 13, 2011