THE MOST FINEST MAN IN GENSHIN IMPACT. WHEN I TELL U HE IS SO FINE, HE IS SCRUMDILIUMPCIOUS, HE MAKE ME WANNA *casket*
person 1:Hey did u hear about the new character kazuha?
person 2: yea, hes really ugly..
person 1: I hope u fall off that fucking swing and break your fucking neck.
The love of my life, when I first saw kazuha my life changed. Before I was sad and lonely but when I first heard him talk all my worries went away. I listen to kazuha’s voice every night on repeat to help me sleep as well as re-enacting scenes from the game that he was in to feel his essence 😤! I’ve drawn him so many times every line could fill the ocean and my love for him is bursting with so much energy that the wind knows my name. For anyone going through a rough time seek kazuha today.
"Why did Kaedahara Kazuha exiled?"
"Kaedehara Kazuha got exiled for being too pretty"
"Yeah right, more like he got Exiled because he was just a Canadian Aether."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.