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Karooned 

Karooned is the next stage of drunk after Hooned and Para.

To qualify, the person must:

1. Be unable to find their house / room / accommodation
2. Vomit at least 3 times in 3 separate locations

The term can be used interchangeably with other phrases for 'extremely drunk', or for an intention to get to this state.
I'm getting Karooned tonight. He was totally Karooned.
Karooned by King JE December 9, 2010
a bad ass mutha fucka who lives in the south.
"damn thats that one nikkuh krooze lets get out of here"
krooze by krooze May 26, 2008
A kaboozer is the fattest hit of kush you can possibly take
Duuuuude he did a kaboozer get destroyed kid .
Kaboozer by flyingjippo April 19, 2020
Kroozer, a person who enjoys less than leisurly drives during their free time. Will be found during the day fitting blue pipes into their engines and applying a tinted stickyback plastic to their windows. By night they can be found driving people around in exchange for loose change, similar to a taxi service but ariving faster and taking no responsibilty for injury to passengers (normally four crammed in a back seat).
1 - Hunsley, wanna go kroozing to the Underground? Bangin'Kroozer Kru!
Kroozer by Horace Wimp April 15, 2007

Karooned 

The process of a particularly spectacular crash where one ends up in a precarious situation - a mixture of careened and marooned.
The car karooned across the A14.

My career has been totally karooned right now.
Karooned by PeteRedDog April 27, 2017
Used to informally congratulate someone.
Similar to kudos.
employee 1 - Tuesday afternoon and I haven't surfed the web once.
employee 2 - Kadooze to you.
Kadooze by Diosno August 14, 2011