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While mistaken with a car's dick, Kardick is basically a Kartik who has the fattest dick you've ever seen. The dick is so fat that it's the size of a car.
Her: Kartik isn't Kartik, he's Kardick
Friend: why?
Her: He parked his car sized dick in me and made me his garage
kardick by randohobo October 20, 2020

karmic backlash

When things go smoothly for a period of time and you're enjoying life, karma finds its way back to you and fucks things up.
I had the best November but I'm getting karmic backlash and December is turning out to be such a drag.
karmic backlash by Yana TV January 21, 2009

karmic justice

When a random terrible thing happens to you because you did so many terrible things to other people.
Wow Julie got attacked by a dog? Well she did treat a lot of people badly, that's karmic justice for ya.
karmic justice by NYNinja January 7, 2016

karmic synergy 

Used on ABC Family's "Greek" a synonym for destiny
Rusty: "Why don't we at least try to recruit new pledges during Rush?"

Cap: "Leave it to Karmic Synergy. If these freshies are real KT material they will come to us."

karmic orgasm 

That elation of being able to witness karma come around and bite someone in the ass.
After she keyed my car, it was a karmic orgasm to see her car get repossessed!
karmic orgasm by AJUHDG May 18, 2017

KaMickey Kross 

KaMickey Kross path to a Mickey Mouse NXT title 🤡
beat an injured Keith 🤦 ♂️
got flamed by indie midget Adam Cole 🤣
gets carried by Scarlett 😐
could barely beat Johnny Gargano 🤣
nothing without cool lighting 🤔
lost his raw debut

cant beat a healthy Keith 😭
fraud champion imo
omg see this jobber KaMickey Kross