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While mistaken with a car's dick, Kardick is basically a Kartik who has the fattest dick you've ever seen. The dick is so fat that it's the size of a car.
Her: Kartik isn't Kartik, he's Kardick
Friend: why?
Her: He parked his car sized dick in me and made me his garage
kardick by randohobo October 20, 2020
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a rank odor resembling a beer fart
"Dude, who the hell just blew a Karrick"

"It smells like real Karrick in here"
Karrick by Brizzle89 October 21, 2009
The process of using one's penis as a blunt weapon.
Used to denote a dickslapping.

The word that would be used in the "Batman" T.V Show if Batman were to dickslap a villain.
Batman: "Take This!"
- "Pow!"
- "Crash!"
- "Kadick!"

Joker: "No, not the face! Wait, did you just hit me with your penis?"
kadick by El Profe December 15, 2008

Kardicular 

A word used to describe something amazing.

The word contains the four hidden words: killer, gnarley, radical, and tubular.
The waves are kardicular dude!
The most addicting pussy you’ve ever had. She’s a 30 on the 10 scale. She will ride your dock until it falls off.
I hope a KARICKA will grace me with her oresence
karicka by anonymous October 10, 2020
Something that’s irritating,bad for you and has meaning in life.
She’s pissing me off,she’s got proper Kaydick
Kaydick by Choccyegg January 30, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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