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a comely young lass of independent means, that everyone wants to fuck like a mule all night long, but would be ashamed to be seen holding hands with her in daylight hours.

Usually has a pretty face, large creamy breasts, but too much kargo in the rear.

see "riding a moped"
to burn off some surplus kilojules, kargo went for a brisk walk to KFC.

along the way she met a young "ethnic" chap who proceeded to roger her with vigor.

his mates drove by in their fulsik ricer and mocked him for "smuggling kargo".
kargo by Lizzy McWhore July 30, 2004
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A Iranian name, used by parents to make sure their kid becomes the biggest douchebag. Every single guy named Kardokh is the biggest dickhead and will completely break your confidence. A Kardokh is typically known for either fucking your girlfriend or dropping 40 points on your head...
First Dud: "Oh, no... it's a Kardokh. Hide your girlfriend and get off the court!!!"
Second Dude: "Not again man!!!"
Related Words
kargo • Kargolism • Kargoth • Kagome • karaoke • Kalgo • Kago • kardo • kaggot • kagon

Kagome Kagome

1. A young child's play game, 'Circle You, Circle you' in English. One child is chosen as the oni (literally demon or ogre, but similar to the concept of "it" in tag) and sits blindfolded (or with their eyes covered). The other children join hands and walk in circles around the oni while chanting the song for the game. When the song stops, the oni speaks aloud the name of the person behind them, and if they are correct, the person behind will exchange places with the oni.

Lyrics: Kagome kagome, the bird in the cage, when, when will you come out? In the evening of the dawn, the crane and turtle slipped. Who stands right behind you now?

The rhyme can be given an even more sinister meaning when you imagine that "in the evening of the dawn" translates to "in the end of light", "the end of first light", or to "one who backstabs you early in the morning (in your sleep)". The latter makes even more sense because Kagome, in the cage, is blind-folded.

2. A dark-themed song by Megurine Luka and Miku Hatsune from the popular Vocaloid. It's about children who cannot die. They are mentally unstable and will kill at any chance. Very good song, but also very creepy.
1. Alright, kids, gather around and link hands. Lets play Kagome Kagome! Do you remember the rules? If the Kagome can't guess who's behind them, then we circle them again. Remember--Those who circle Himeko are the Oni, and Himeko is the bird, or Kagome.

2. Kagome Kagome, please don't try to run from us. Kagome, Kagome, what games will we play can I guess? Before the moon sets again, you can play with us until then! Kagome, Kagome, who surrounds you everywhere? | Orphanage deep in the forest greens, so no one would find the dark machines. Made from a little child's brain, immortality built of children's pain. | Even if your head is crushed in, even if your arm is taken. The children who can never die, they laugh at you sweetly
Kargoth aka Lars Larsson is a German professional gamer, mainly in CoD4
Player 1: Damn, that dude is pwning us all!

Player 2: Yeah, it's Kargoth!
Kargoth by LeTroll March 11, 2012

Kardouchian 

A person, usually famous and/or rich, that has no talent, knowledge or skill so they rely on their social status to abuse privileges to make themselves the center of attention any opportunity that they can.
So, Bertha just said that she can't wait until she's pregnant because she thinks that the baby belly is so cute. What a Kardouchian.
Kardouchian by Thr3bx November 9, 2011

Drunken Karaoke 

When a female is going down on a male, and she so drunk she can't seem to put the penis into her mouth, yet she's moaning at it as it sloshes around her face. This is usually accompanied with a fair amount of saliva which in turn, smears her hair onto her face and looks like sweat from a live concert performance.
My god. Last night was insane! She totally did a drunken karaoke.
Drunken Karaoke by -djb- April 7, 2011

PowerPoint Karaoke 

When the presenter of a PowerPoint presentation is reading straight off the slide and not expanding on what is written.
"She's just reading straight off the slide! She may as well let us read it rather than read it out to us - it's PowerPoint Karaoke, I tells ya!"
PowerPoint Karaoke by TeRRa4 October 21, 2011
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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