kapuff

The sound a gay guy makes when he farts, usually caused after sexual intercourse after relaxation of the anal muscle

Johnny : "That sesh was good Chris"
Chris: "Yeah, my anal muscle is really relaxed"

Johnny & Chris Together: *Kapuff*

by DHEWUUHFE April 19, 2018

kafuffle

also kerfuffle
mass confusion of slapstick variety

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

Kamuffin

An absence of karma leading to an udesired reprocussion. Short fot karma muffin.

You'll get your kamuffins.

by Benjamin Gift April 30, 2006

Kafuffle

Noisy, non-violent confusion, perhaps involving some scuffling, arising through ignorance or incompetence

I am Australian and have been using "kaffufle" all my life, although I just realised I did not know how to spell it.

Students were causing such a kafuffle in the hall that a security officer had to investigate.

by OzzieSusie March 12, 2009

Kaypuff

An absolutely beautiful girl who you're head over heels in love with; and would give quite honestly anything in the world to be with - even if only for a day.

(i.e. the love of your life)

You often feel like you dont deserve someone as amazing as her; and whenever you think of her you're immediately put into a good mood, and find yourself grinning like only someone with a solid gold telephone can.

So it turns out that girl i've been awesome friends with for 6 years is totally a Kaypuff!

by ILoooooveYou October 27, 2010

Kauffman

If you are called this it means you have a penis that is too long to be measured by a ruler. That you are a play boy, what every woman wants.

That Kauffman must be fun in the sack.

by the1-69 September 24, 2005

kamuffin

A punishment or retribution that one deserves or one's just deserts. Oraginally comeuppance.

Homer simpson: You can't talk to me that way. i am springfield's most powerful critic who will never get his kamuffins! NO KAMUFFINS!!!

by Anis Russell February 9, 2005