An absolutely beautiful girl who you're head over heels in love with; and would give quite honestly anything in the world to be with - even if only for a day.
(i.e. the love of your life)
You often feel like you dont deserve someone as amazing as her; and whenever you think of her you're immediately put into a good mood, and find yourself grinning like only someone with a solid gold telephone can.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.