The sound long solid logs of shirt make when they hit the toilet. Similar to plops, however they are more extremely hard to push out.
Mary sat on the toilet as she delivered solid logs of poop making a kaplunk noise as she sat bouncing water on herself. She was wearing white socks and white panties.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.