kaplunski

An interjection with a similar meaning to phrases such as “dang it!” or “gosh darn it!”. It expresses anger or regret.

Kaplunski! I failed the test!

kaplunski by Tailwhale March 20, 2021

kaputski 

broken, in pieces, no longer working

Can be used to define objects but also relationships between people.

Kevin and I are kaputski. (Robin in "How I Met Your Mother, S07E05)

kaputski by mosbius_designs March 9, 2012

kalinskied 

to get drunk beyond all imagination. to get so damn drunk you don't know what the hell's going on. you don't even know who you are.

dude, i got so fucking kalinskied last night, you have no idea.
I'm so kalinskied.

kalinskied by manningsgay September 24, 2006

kaplunk

The sound long solid logs of shirt make when they hit the toilet. Similar to plops, however they are more extremely hard to push out.

Mary sat on the toilet as she delivered solid logs of poop making a kaplunk noise as she sat bouncing water on herself. She was wearing white socks and white panties.

kaplunk by kaplunk May 9, 2022

kaplunkadunk

that fine ass

kaplunkadunk by Drew August 2, 2003

kaplunk

the sound hard shit makes on the toilet water

I just took a massive kaplunk after Thanksgiving dinner!

kaplunk by Sammy Yassin November 27, 2004

Kaplunking 

its pointing your cock straight down, (using your hand) as you stand and inserting it into a womans vagina

i love kaplunking

Kaplunking by PJmuvaDJ December 16, 2009