kaoif

kaoif: a guy in scenical's server who knows everything.

Kaoif knows everything.

kaoif by SmallPlayz February 6, 2022

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

Koifished

Deceiving someone via social media or dating site by posting/sending pics or videos that are very old and
don't represent the way you currently look.

Koi's are the longest living fish. They have been reported to achieve ages of 100–200 years. - Wikipedia

Fuck man I got koifished on POF. That chick I met the other night looked hot on her profile pics, but when I saw her she looked 15 years older and had gained alot of weight.

Koifished by foxaguilar August 21, 2018

Kaif 

King of kings. A person that is unpredictable and capable of surprising you any moment. Their creativity and ability to create a spark in any situation makes them a born leader no matter what the situation.

He really acted like a kaif in that game.

He will grow up to be a kaif one day.

Kaif by kingkong91 May 20, 2011

knoife 

1. An extremely large knife.
2. A popular catch phrase.

1. That's not a knife, now THAT's a knoife.
2. like, KNOIFE!!!

knoife by STOPUSINGALLTHEGOODNAMESYOUPOSERS April 23, 2008

Kalifornistan

Shortened name for the People's Republic of Kalifornistan - a name referring to California; specifically, it's laws regarding gun ownership.

Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.

The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.

If Kalifornistan entirely outlaws firearms, the state will be much safer. Hardened street thugs and criminals never break the law, so there is no need to worry.

Kalifornistan by cchriss92 February 25, 2011

Wiz Kalifa 

A Wiz Kalifa aka a "Salty lemonade" or a "Mello Yellow " is a sexual act similar to a snowball but with urine instead of semen. After urinating in the recipients mouth. It is then spit back into the mouth of the urinator. Often seen in speciality porn

I was watching a kinky adult movie & after defecating on each other the couple then "Wiz Kalifa'd" each other.

Wiz Kalifa by Gary Zoolander December 7, 2012