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kalute

𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽
"Bora the spear attacks"

"ok"

"𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽"

"MOTHERFUCKER
"Kalute"
by ExoticFroge May 9, 2021
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kalteen bar

In the movie Mean Girls, Kalteen bars were a swedish protein bar that makes you gain weight like crazy.
Shane Oman: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Regina: I'm starving.
Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
by Crystalbell December 3, 2013
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kalupe

Kalupe is the realest guy you'll meet, don't be fooled he throws shade.
That Kalupe, he's Kalupe.
by Real Chicos December 4, 2016
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Klutey

Three fingers in the Klutey.
by Kluteyyyboy1995 September 5, 2015
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kalternecker

the best character off of voltron legendary defender

fight me
i love kalternecker
by kalternecker4ever August 17, 2018
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kanuter valve

(1) A generic sexual bodypart.
(2) A generic carpart.
(3) A term used to trick people that don't know much about sex or cars.
(1) Dude, I think I sprained my kanuter valve when I lost it on the handrail.
(2) Sorry ma'am, we're gonna have to replace the whole kanuter valve, and the one that fits your car is mighty expensive.
(3) Hey Chris, know what a kanuter valve is?
by Jeth June 13, 2005
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Klute cushion

A large, extremely comfortable cushion that may snuggly seat two people. IMade out of leather, which is dark brown/tan colour, it is normally accepted that a klute cushion is a 'Man's cushion' that men brandish at the suitable moment, normally when watching a movie with friends. However, a klute cushion can also undergo a make-over, where it is covered with some floral material to satisfy the fairer sex. This normally occurs when the couple are married.
Claire: 'Hey, lets watch a movie.'
Elly: 'Sounds like a good idea!'
Urdas: 'Wait, ill go and grab the klute cushion!'
by bilekka111 April 13, 2009
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