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Kalten is a boy who loves to have sex with kittens and younger boys, he also loves to rape monkeys and todlers
“Have you heard of that pedophile who raped a monkey?”

Yhea such a Kalten
Kalten by blahblah404error October 12, 2018
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kolten wong'd 

To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.

Mrs: Smith: excuse me?

Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014

kalteen bar 

In the movie Mean Girls, Kalteen bars were a swedish protein bar that makes you gain weight like crazy.
Shane Oman: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Regina: I'm starving.
Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
kalteen bar by Crystalbell December 3, 2013
Kalena is a hard person to get to know. She’ll shut you out but slowly let you in if you try. Any boy will get lost in her eyes because they are her most gorgeous feature although all of her is perfect. She falls in love way to easily although she always try not to cause she doesn’t want to get hurt. If she messages you it’s because you mean something to her so don’t shut her out. She dances a lot and can sing better than most people. Whatever you do, don’t mess with her feeling cause it’ll fuck her up real bad.
Boy: Can I meet you?
Kalena: Mmm
Boy: Please
Kalena:...
Kalena by alwaysinlove February 21, 2019

kattenskruid 

A Kattenskruid is a person who wants to bite your hand 😨
"I want to bite your hand"
"OMG you're such a kattenskruid
kattenskruid by Waff505 December 4, 2022
A friend like her is hard to get.

she is loyal, honest and kind.
Kalene is smarter than you think, maybe even smarter than you, so always keep her by your side, because when times get rough, she is the one to go to.
I need someone to talk to, oh hey, I've got Kalene
Kalene by Carinay January 9, 2011