klauber 

one bad-a mofo

That guy's pretty cool, but he's no Klauber.

klauber by 5ku11 February 3, 2010

kau-klauber 

A type of metaphor in which the relation between tenor and vehicle is so tenuous that the teen agent has left the slaughterhouse, so to speak. Elvis and abattoir recline in agist spurge, a cow cannot understand the bolt before the blow, i.e. ante-cere-bellum-blown-out -- the serendippitydo-dah of the youngering 70s killdren slayed and escapaded before a klein of narrative nippledumb. Thens the phrase, "cow clobber metaphor."

I just gave one. I just gave one again. (get it?)

kau-klauber by Morty McBluntkunt February 14, 2005

Klauered

When a person is so drunk, high, or messed up on pills that they don't even seem to be on the same planet. Usually characterized be vacant stares, and the occasional nodding off.

Steve: Dude what happened to you last night
Nick: I don't know, I think I might have drank too much
Steve: You fell asleep at the bar! Dude you were klauered!

Klauered by SBonez November 14, 2009

kaluber 

a wonderful boy who shines like the sun, he has the cutest face and dimples in the world and he is also the best cs:go, chess and belote player, he is an angel.

Did you saw that ace on train? Yes, kaluber did it!
Did you met the most beautiful person? Yes, it was kaluber!

kaluber by 5522367 March 21, 2021

Klabbers 

Nonce

Oh look it's a klabbers.

Klabbers by King of Fax August 10, 2021

Knaubergine 

When the aubergine is used to depict a penis instead of an aubergine whole texting

Ah mate my 🍆(knaubergine) was so hard she couldn't help herself!

Knaubergine by MKeats25 February 25, 2021

klabbers 

Bad at bedwars

Hes so bad, as bad as klabbers

klabbers by King of Fax August 10, 2021