A type of metaphor in which the relation between tenor and vehicle is so tenuous that the teen agent has left the slaughterhouse, so to speak. Elvis and abattoir recline in agist spurge, a cow cannot understand the bolt before the blow, i.e. ante-cere-bellum-blown-out -- the serendippitydo-dah of the youngering 70s killdren slayed and escapaded before a klein of narrative nippledumb. Thens the phrase, "cow clobber metaphor."
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When a person is so drunk, high, or messed up on pills that they don't even seem to be on the same planet. Usually characterized be vacant stares, and the occasional nodding off.
Steve: Dude what happened to you last night
Nick: I don't know, I think I might have drank too much
Steve: You fell asleep at the bar! Dude you were klauered!
Nick: I don't know, I think I might have drank too much
Steve: You fell asleep at the bar! Dude you were klauered!
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