kaluf
An IRC user.Many of them could be found in the bulgarian IRC Network uniBG/ irc.unibg.org for example/ in the channel #deutschland.They are stupid and proud of it.
kaluf by JazzRabbit August 24, 2004
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kaluf
IRC user.Many of them could be found in the bulgarian IRC Network uniBG/ irc.unibg.org for example/ in the channel #deutschland.They are stupid and proud of it.
kaluf by JazzRabbit August 24, 2004
kaluchi
Kaluchi (kä-lOO ‘chE)
n. pl. Kaluchiis (kä-lOO ‘chEs)
Kaluchiis are the spherical growth formations of seaweed and kelp, usually located at the base of the stem. They can be found washed up ashore in most beaches. Sphere sizes can vary from 2-5 inches.
Kaluchiis have various nicknames, such as: Sea Grapes, Shark Popcorn, Poseidon's Meatball, and Kelpballs.
Name originally coined by Aquaman in Hawaii.
n. pl. Kaluchiis (kä-lOO ‘chEs)
Kaluchiis are the spherical growth formations of seaweed and kelp, usually located at the base of the stem. They can be found washed up ashore in most beaches. Sphere sizes can vary from 2-5 inches.
Kaluchiis have various nicknames, such as: Sea Grapes, Shark Popcorn, Poseidon's Meatball, and Kelpballs.
Name originally coined by Aquaman in Hawaii.
Dude 1: Hey what are these ball-like thingies allover the beach.
Dude 2: There called kaluchiis. . . and there Italian.
Dude 1: Oooooooh!
Dude 2: There called kaluchiis. . . and there Italian.
Dude 1: Oooooooh!
kaluchi by HOLY DIVER November 10, 2013
Kalifornistan
Shortened name for the People's Republic of Kalifornistan - a name referring to California; specifically, it's laws regarding gun ownership.
Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.
The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.
Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.
The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.
If Kalifornistan entirely outlaws firearms, the state will be much safer. Hardened street thugs and criminals never break the law, so there is no need to worry.
Kalifornistan by cchriss92 February 25, 2011
Wiz Kalifa
A Wiz Kalifa aka a "Salty lemonade" or a "Mello Yellow " is a sexual act similar to a snowball but with urine instead of semen. After urinating in the recipients mouth. It is then spit back into the mouth of the urinator. Often seen in speciality porn
I was watching a kinky adult movie & after defecating on each other the couple then "Wiz Kalifa'd" each other.
Wiz Kalifa by Gary Zoolander December 7, 2012
Nic Kaufmann
Nic Kaufmann is a tiktoker but also known as the cutest little thing ever. He is hot, cute and funny. His eye catching tiktoks are ADDICTING !!!!!!! We totally stan an indian german guy :]
noob 1: Who's that hot ass guy on tiktok that makes girls (and maybe guys too) crazy?
noob 2: Oh... Its probably Nic Kaufmann.
noob 2: Oh... Its probably Nic Kaufmann.
Nic Kaufmann by shrasian, shrek yet asian March 8, 2020
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