kalub

Kalub is good humored and will laugh at his own jokes a day later. Always says the most interesting comments that everyone thinks but does not say out loud. A complete contradiction of stereotypes because he stays true to himself. He's the kind that when you ask to kill a bug will save the bug as well, but still complete the task and remove it from the house and leave you dumb-founded that he even touched the bug. He is an attentive friend, and one of the best listeners you could ever credit yourself to knowing. A peacekeeper, and hard worker. More good qualities than bad and the kind of guy you want to spend your time with regardless the time. Most importantly family-oriented and a great Uncle.

Kalub is a cowboy that loves to swing dance.

by PB&Jroadrunner May 31, 2016

kalub

big cock, performs lots of goatsies, makes fun of all the skids, laughs at cave donkeys, has funny glasses molded to his face, gets baked EVERY day, always wants to borrow your phone when baked, master at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2, straight A's in every class, licks things... mostly people.

hey look at kalubs huge bumhole, u could fit a couple skids and a cave donkey in there.

by Joostan123 November 20, 2009

kalub moya

Faggoton9000

Kalub moya is a total faggotron9000

by Irishman from the green dragon April 18, 2018

Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.

Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”

by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019

kaluchi

Kaluchi (kä-lOO ‘chE)

n. pl. Kaluchiis (kä-lOO ‘chEs)

Kaluchiis are the spherical growth formations of seaweed and kelp, usually located at the base of the stem. They can be found washed up ashore in most beaches. Sphere sizes can vary from 2-5 inches.

Kaluchiis have various nicknames, such as: Sea Grapes, Shark Popcorn, Poseidon's Meatball, and Kelpballs.

Name originally coined by Aquaman in Hawaii.

Dude 1: Hey what are these ball-like thingies allover the beach.

Dude 2: There called kaluchiis. . . and there Italian.

Dude 1: Oooooooh!

by HOLY DIVER November 10, 2013

Kalabe

He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile

Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine

by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018

Kalbag

Somebody who is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

Laura: I am so cool and smart, everybody loves me!
Dave: Shut the hell up you Kalbag!!

by PeteLeMeat February 2, 2014