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One of the sexiest, most beautiful, but sad little princesses around. Kalsang will have the driest sense of humour, she is a loner. So your stupid ass has no chance with her. But if she ever becomes your friend, you are lucky for her presence is like dew drops on a winter morning. Kalsang smells like roses and her smile will light up your day.
Hey I am so happy, Kalsang talked to me today.
Kalsang by yournextdoorbatman May 22, 2022
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also known as "Kal" is an eboy with good fashion taste. He will spend half his time on league of legends.

Hes a big nerd but also very hot.
"Have you seen Kalsang today?"
"No, he's been on League foe hours"
Kalsang by his meow meow May 2, 2023
A really ur honest rude and backstabbing bitch, allthough she's also pretty.
"She told everyone your secret?!"
"Kalsang lied right to my face."
kalsang by Jewcat2200 March 29, 2017

Tenzin Kalsang

Will make up excuse to every girl, sleeps with multiple women and gives lavish gifts. Refuses to go to college, and lives with his Sister. Avoid this pleeb at all costs. He doesn't have a career at 30, and works McDonald's wage. Save yourself from this man.
Never keeps his promises, and disappears for months to be a player and sleep around, the definition of a Tenzin Kalsang.
Tenzin Kalsang by Blackbeauty97 March 7, 2023
ultra cool and dank person.
Kelsang is ultra dank.
Kelsang by Herro Herro February 16, 2017

kalangalanga 

Edward was anticipating some kalangalanga after the expensive lobster dinner.
kalangalanga by Ginger Dupree July 30, 2007

kallangur 

Home to Australia’s Largest number of drug users and vt commodores it is a safe haven for the unemployed and mentally disabled it is not uncommon to find local kallangairians collecting discarded cigarettes off the ground for reuse. Average life expectancy for these vile beings depends on the severity of their drug abuse. “I love k town I’ll live here for life I’ll swim in the duck ponds whenever I like you can take my crack pipe you can take my ice but you’ll never catch me stealing your hose for my bongs at night”
He’s such a feral . Why’s that ? He’s from kallangur. Ahh right
kallangur by Hitso May 29, 2018
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