Skip to main content
One of the sexiest, most beautiful, but sad little princesses around. Kalsang will have the driest sense of humour, she is a loner. So your stupid ass has no chance with her. But if she ever becomes your friend, you are lucky for her presence is like dew drops on a winter morning. Kalsang smells like roses and her smile will light up your day.
Hey I am so happy, Kalsang talked to me today.
Kalsang by yournextdoorbatman May 22, 2022
Words you can keep
also known as "Kal" is an eboy with good fashion taste. He will spend half his time on league of legends.

Hes a big nerd but also very hot.
"Have you seen Kalsang today?"
"No, he's been on League foe hours"
Kalsang by his meow meow May 2, 2023
A really ur honest rude and backstabbing bitch, allthough she's also pretty.
"She told everyone your secret?!"
"Kalsang lied right to my face."
kalsang by Jewcat2200 March 29, 2017

Tenzin Kalsang

Will make up excuse to every girl, sleeps with multiple women and gives lavish gifts. Refuses to go to college, and lives with his Sister. Avoid this pleeb at all costs. He doesn't have a career at 30, and works McDonald's wage. Save yourself from this man.
Never keeps his promises, and disappears for months to be a player and sleep around, the definition of a Tenzin Kalsang.
Tenzin Kalsang by Blackbeauty97 March 7, 2023
ultra cool and dank person.
Kelsang is ultra dank.
Kelsang by Herro Herro February 16, 2017

kalangalanga 

Edward was anticipating some kalangalanga after the expensive lobster dinner.
kalangalanga by Ginger Dupree July 30, 2007

kallangur 

Home to Australia’s Largest number of drug users and vt commodores it is a safe haven for the unemployed and mentally disabled it is not uncommon to find local kallangairians collecting discarded cigarettes off the ground for reuse. Average life expectancy for these vile beings depends on the severity of their drug abuse. “I love k town I’ll live here for life I’ll swim in the duck ponds whenever I like you can take my crack pipe you can take my ice but you’ll never catch me stealing your hose for my bongs at night”
He’s such a feral . Why’s that ? He’s from kallangur. Ahh right
kallangur by Hitso May 29, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next