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Kalhan, a closeted furry. Typically attracted to the family pet. The Shane Dawson's little known step cousin.
Damn bro I didn't know you were such a kalhan.
Kalhan by thatoneicecube January 22, 2022
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kalhan • Dirty Kalhan • Kalani • Kalan • Kallan • Kalpana • Kahlan • Kalman • Kalyan • Kalgan
Kalhan, a closeted furry. Typically attracted to the family pet. The little known step cousin of shane dawson.
Damn bro, didn't know you were such a kalhan.
Kalhan by thatoneicecube January 22, 2022

Dirty Kalhan 

When a one makes a porno with a 107 year old man and he cums till he dies. After they inherit all his money and eat 7 dildos.
Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m planning to pull a Dirty Kalhan at the Senior Center.

kaljantai 

Kaljantai is a finnish name of the day u get drunk.
It can be any day of the week.
Yayyy, it's kaljantai today !
kaljantai by iippa February 27, 2009
the most awesome person you can ever very shy at first but has opened up up out of her cage and will make you laugh she is a true nut
kalyana by ovjnb]pgadn January 24, 2018

God Kalyan

God of destruction in the religion - Sudraism
Quite similar looking to the God of destruction Beerus
"Did you hear about that? God Kalyan just destroyed another planet."
God Kalyan by Sudraist January 15, 2017
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