To Kalman is to manipulate language in both an unusual but effective way.
Last night i asked Dave who that old king of England was and he totally kalmaned when he said "oh right it was i don't give a fuck"
by Christopher Trout May 12, 2011
A smart and intelligent person. Someone who can stand up for themselves and doesn’t give a fuck about what people say about him
Because you’re a Kalman
by Bob the Hero March 27, 2020
Kalman is probably the closest thing to a got humanity will get. He is strong, kind, sensitive, amazing, and in some ways - my hero. Kalman is also a term for a good thing happening.
My day was absolutely amazing. It was a Kalman day.
by CantDefiner December 21, 2021