kale. 

usually a sort of poptart, the kind with sprinkles,
also known as fishtart.
looks like a poptart, tastes like a fish.
also kinda looks like a fish.

man, i saw this kid, he was SUCH a kale.

kale. by Amm18 July 22, 2009

Kale

Kale

Kale

Kale by anonymous April 7, 2021

Kale

A Kale is a sexy beast with the ability to tempt anyone around. A Kale is really cute and super duper fli. Loves to handle business and taste amazing. Always puts in work.

Kale Charles Daddy

Who’s that sexy beast over there? That’s Kale, my daddy!

Kale by AlexaLovesDaddyDk January 29, 2019

Kale

Kale is a pretty nice and caring guy. He’s usually good at sports. He can either be really cute or ugly. He will care for you as long as you don’t hurt him. Don’t lose him.

Kale is good at sports.

Kale by Riles_d22 May 24, 2019

Kale

Cabbage for hipsters.

Hipster 1: Hey! What's that leafy cabbage you're eating?
Hipster 2: It's not cabbage, it's kale! Goes really well with avocado on toast.

Kale by Steve.x June 14, 2017

Kale

An extremely adventurous, curious, outgoing, Beautiful boy. Who sets his own rules and follows his heart. Someone who is unique and different and doesn't allow himself to follow the crowd. Who will one day become some type of artist, musician or even a business man. A person who makes you laugh when you are feeling upset, and never lets you down. A person who you will never forget!

"I love you, Kale. I will never forget you!"

Kale by ksmum February 3, 2010

Kale

A very warm, sweet, caring, all around amazing guy. Someone who knows how to treat a girl just how she wants to be treated, and does it even better. Someone that completely overshadows any other in every aspect. Someone that understands you, and will by all means make you feel like the only one that matters. He is also very attractive. Love at first sight. Hes very very bright and he shows it. He is perfection.

Kale

Kale by makaylamurder November 21, 2010