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it’s just a cuss word you use when something doesn’t go your way.
friend: hey careful man you might drop that

you: *drops it* oh kale penis
by lmaowtf November 30, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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It is what your penis smells like after you pull out of a vegan. Because she doesn't want your protein injection.
He finished his orgasm and pulled out and his vegan girl loved to smell his kale penis!
by Jilaman September 25, 2020
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