kalambo

A British cousin name

Ello kalambo, (please accept this)

by Kalambo. February 15, 2021

kalambo 02

An online alias used for an extremely lonely and unwitty person; A person to bug on AOL Instant messenger when bored.

Example Conversation:
HIGHLYAMUSED: sup dingdong
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: who's my little snackey cake??
HIGHLYAMUSED: you!!!
KALAMBO 02: your mama
KALAMBO 02: i know u r gay
HIGHLYAMUSED: where's the cream filling?
HIGHLYAMUSED: KALAMBO 02<<---ahh, that's the stuff
KALAMBO 02: thats why u dont like britney
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: aww, my little dingdong is so cute when he's weirded out
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: who's my dingdong snackey cake??
HIGHLYAMUSED: YOU ARE!!!
HIGHLYAMUSED: in other news, a person by the alias HIGHLYAMUSED overdosed yesterday on carpet cleaners
HIGHLYAMUSED: so, did you like the howler monkey i sent you in the cake?
HIGHLYAMUSED: i thought the thong was a nice touch
*** KALAMBO 02 signed off

by highlyamused November 17, 2003

kalambo 02

hahaha!!! that fuckface blocked me!!!

what a douche!!!
he drives a fuckin dodge neon!!!

by PERSON THAT ANNOYED KALAMBO 02 December 11, 2003

Kalamabooze

A website and lifestyle of getting drunk and participating in various shenanigans in Kalamazoo, Michigan - the biggest 'city' in Southwest Michigan.

I was kalamabooze -ing the other night when I took the For Rent sign from that apartment complex and stuck it in my neighbor's front yard.

by KalamaBooze February 4, 2010

Kalabortep

When your mate is the fattest fuck out there

Michael: look at the size of Ken
Ken: Shut up! you're the biggest kalabortep i've ever met!

by Latrell Mitchell March 28, 2021

Kalabop

Magical, like if saying a spell or something, DiSnEy mOvIe vIbEs.

A curse word. Like another version of fuck. Used when fighting.

"Oh kalabop! I broke my kalaboping glasses!"

by Jadzzz June 11, 2017

Kalamvokis

A man who can properly demonstrate how an engine works

Person A: See that guy at the lab bench?
Person B: The one wearing the blue patriots shirt?
Person B: Yeah. Kids a kalamvokis...He really knows how an engine works
Guy at lab bench: *Opens and closes the lab bench drawers repeatedly*

by balconypro May 18, 2011