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Kalaal is a very special person. You can trust them a 1000% and they always have the best way to cheer you up. They’re kind and will always stand up for others. They are very talkative and confident and share their thoughts a lot. They’re a good listener and always have a open ear for you. They make the funniest jokes and you can have a lot of fun with them. If you have a Kalaal on your side you will never have to worry about being left alone again. Still if you fuck up you fucked up. They can forgive but they surely don’t forget.
A: „Who is the person you feel safe with?”
B: “Kalaal”
kalaal by iwasbored November 21, 2021
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Kalaal is a very special person. They’re kind and loving and always have the best way to cheer you up. If you let them they’ll know you better than anyone else. You can tell them everything and know you can trust them. They make the funniest jokes and you always have to laugh if you around them or text with them. They’re beautiful human beings, confident, talkative and always have their own thoughts and view on things. If you have a Kalaal by your side you don’t have to worry about ever being left alone again. Still if you fuck up you fucked up. They can forgive but surely won’t forget.
Kalaal is the funniest.

Kalaal is the best.
Kalaal by iwasbored November 21, 2021
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To trick, deceive,
1. to mislead by a false appearance or statement; delude: They kawaaled the enemy by disguising the destroyer as a freighter.
2. to be traitorous
3.
– Statement used at the end of a sentence (used 4.
Person 1: I slept with Hally Barry!
Person 2: KAWAAL
4. Verb. Don't Kawaal me you junkie.
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