Fucktard's definitions

yugoslavian airfreshener

Sticking ones nose up another mans arse hole.

Fillipe sticks his nose up his mothers ass to make the food smell better.

by fucktard March 20, 2004

afganighan

FUCKERS ...happens when u can't spell

dammit i spelled afghanigan wrong again

by fucktard April 18, 2003

pixie spores

tristan's dread scum

tristan's horrible pixie spores laid a plague across the lands and destroyed thousands upon millions of "innocents".

by fucktard February 7, 2003

AssChild Elof

A ass child, often named elof is a person, whos face looks like a ass, or is a ass in any other way, or its just a dumb word to use if you got nothing to say simply: a Ass child, or a Rövbarn as we say in sweden.
PRetty ass, aint it?

Hi iam elof, elof the Ass-child.
Oh so you are, aint that great!

by Fucktard August 7, 2004

smoking elephant

n. a man, most likely inebriated, pulls out his pockets, in order to create the effect of elephant ears, and then removes his uncircumsized penis from his pants. He then must place a lit cigarette into his foreskin. This is the trunk of the smoking elephant. To finish it off, a loud elephant noise must be made to get the attention of everyone around to see "The Smoking Elephant."

Then that drunk asshole Robb did the smoking elephant. We got kicked out of the bar, but it was worth it.

by fucktard September 6, 2004

tardfuck

see wordfucktardword

you stupid tardfuck

by fucktard July 26, 2003

shitzo

Someone that you just owned is a shitzo

My w00t goes out to rob!!! :D

I can fly
No you cant shitzo

by Fucktard August 7, 2004