smoking elephant

n. a man, most likely inebriated, pulls out his pockets, in order to create the effect of elephant ears, and then removes his uncircumsized penis from his pants. He then must place a lit cigarette into his foreskin. This is the trunk of the smoking elephant. To finish it off, a loud elephant noise must be made to get the attention of everyone around to see "The Smoking Elephant."

Then that drunk asshole Robb did the smoking elephant. We got kicked out of the bar, but it was worth it.

by fucktard September 06, 2004

yugoslavian airfreshener

Sticking ones nose up another mans arse hole.

Fillipe sticks his nose up his mothers ass to make the food smell better.

by fucktard March 20, 2004

benetrate

adding an "etrate" on the end of ben because it rhymes with penetrate, and makes you think of cocks, balls, and the like.

Benetrate, quit sexin that panda over there.

by Fucktard January 23, 2005

gayer

as gay is no longer an insult, add gayer to take it back to its old, childish meaning.

was: omg you're so gay.
now: omg you're such a gayer

was: omg you're so gay.
now: omg you're such a gayer

by fucktard May 13, 2005

tardfuck

see wordfucktardword

you stupid tardfuck

by fucktard July 26, 2003

pixie spores

tristan's dread scum

tristan's horrible pixie spores laid a plague across the lands and destroyed thousands upon millions of "innocents".

by fucktard February 07, 2003

shitzo

Someone that you just owned is a shitzo

My w00t goes out to rob!!! :D

I can fly
No you cant shitzo

by Fucktard August 07, 2004