4 definitions by gayasswhale
by gayasswhale August 27, 2020
A sexual act involving excrement
You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
by gayasswhale February 18, 2020
That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.
Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.
by gayasswhale January 31, 2020
Words spoken by a lying cheating bitch who claims to be a banker only to steal your cash and runs off to spend it at a pleasure house.
Geo Kalala
by gayasswhale December 12, 2019