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Shawty Wanna Fuck
Shawty Wanna Fuck by gayasswhale August 27, 2020
Turdy Squirty
A sexual act involving excrement
You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
Turdy Squirty by gayasswhale February 18, 2020
The old lady next door
That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.
Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.
The old lady next door by gayasswhale January 31, 2020
Geo Kalala
Words spoken by a lying cheating bitch who claims to be a banker only to steal your cash and runs off to spend it at a pleasure house.
Geo Kalala by gayasswhale December 12, 2019