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a chinese too smart to live on this planet. very yellow and very irritating due to all the times he will coorect while you're talking. he is a very hatefull person and will probably take over the world when the time is right.
he is too kaier
or

Heil kaier
kaier by therealbillcosby September 26, 2015
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Kairi Cosentino

A famous wasian tiktoker from New Jersey who is known from Mattia Polibio's lollipop video, where they shared a lollipop with each other. He stands at 5'4 just like Olaf from frozen. He can practically dance to any audio on Tiktok because of how great he is. Kairi also laughs at a high pitch which many girls find attractive.
Person 1: Wait was that Olaf??
Person 2: Nah that was Kairi Cosentino
Person 1: Damn he's low-key cute

Person 3: AND HE DANCES TO LIKE ANYTHING!!
Kairi Cosentino by TKDBoi December 17, 2019
Related Words
kaier • kaiera • Kaiere • kaierre • Kaira • Kafer • Kader • Kaiel • kaibree • kaien

kairi consentino 

kairi the one midget from tiktok who is associated mattia polibio, alejandro rosario, alvaro romero, roshaun diah and olaf from frozen. smallest out of the nj boys group. the cutest asian you’ll ever see <3 cute as shit
person 1: who’s the cutest leprechaun on tiktok?

person 2: kairi consentino duhh
kairi consentino by nj boys December 8, 2019
An extremely beautiful girl, feminine version of the Greek god Kairos. Tall, extremely intelligent and excellent to have a conversation with. Despite being known for her stunning looks, she always aces her tests and makes her parents proud. She will do anything for her friends, family and lover, and usually become fantastic friends with everyone. She is undoubtedly kind, caring and compassionate, turn to her in your times of need, she will reassure you and stick around for the greater good. If you ever come across a Kaira, love her with all your heart, she can be hurt easily but will not show it easily. She is adventurous and also has a wild streak.
Friend: Hey Kaira, can you help me revise for a Biology test?
Kaira: Of Course, I am always happy to help
Kaira by Kairas are the best April 8, 2020
At first she seems quiet but once to get to know her she never shuts up, kairas are always so much fun to hang out with but they do have a naughty streak, they make such fantastic best friends and if you ever want to have an interesting conversation...talk to kaira because they are always so relaxed and chilled
Bestfriend: do you want to go for a swim in your pjs?
Kaira: only if we can stand on lilos and pretend that there is a shark in the pool
Bestfriend: agreed
Kaira by Anglewings34 January 3, 2019
Kairi is the best most fun girl to be friends with. They always find the best in you and can never stay mad at you forever. If your name is Kairi, you are a great person!
If you are friends with a Kairi, then you should try to be with them forever...
Kairi by Kittenmeow May 23, 2018
She is one of the most amazing, beautiful and intelligent girl you will ever meet in your entire life. She is one of the craziest girls you have to live with, but she can make you laugh in ways you cannot imagine. She always gives the nicest cuddles even for those who dislike them. One day she is going to grow up to be one of the most powerful and successful girls in history. #GHANAFOREVER. She is one of a kind, really pretty and will make a lovely wife in 40 years.
Boy: Hey is have you seen Kairi today?
Girl: No! I don't think she's going to be in school today

Boy: OH NO! today is totally going to suck!

Girl: I wonder what we are going to do without kairi :(
Kairi by yourmmagicfriend March 2, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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