kazooter

Kazooter (n.) :
1) A person who's actions resemble an idiot
2) Butt
3) One who enjoys playing a kazoo

1) He was being a kazooter today at work.
2) That job is a pain in my kazooter.
3) My kid is a kazooter!

by Animaniac420 May 28, 2016

kazooted

Extremely intoxicated on drugs, especially stimulants or weed.

Hey Joe-den, I'm fuckin' kazooted!

by Mike Buckley November 27, 2002

Kazoomer

One who spits bullshit to two people about how much he or she likes another person.

1-"Yeah man, I really do like her, its just i think she should text me first sometimes... I mean, if she cared then she would."
2-"Yean.. but you are the guy, you should initiate it.."
1-"I guess you're right. Let's go see her tonight."
2-"She lives way too far away to go at midnight.."
1-"I don't know man, I just, I really feel like we should go see her tonight... I really like her"
2-"Then text her."
1-"She needs to text me first"
2-..."Talk to her in school"
1-"Yeah, idk, i dont really feel like it.."
2-"Fuck you!"
(Person 1 is an example of a kazoomer)

by cmanley0012 January 30, 2010

kanooter valve

Is a made up car part so you can lie to your wife,girlfriend,side chick about your vehical breaking down.

Wife: hunny why didnt you come home earlier
Husband : The kanooter valve busted.

by lilsauce September 13, 2016

kanooter valve

In the fire service, this a small, hard to find,nearly invisible piece found on the engine or tactical, usually near the hose stretcher.

You better find that kanooter valve by lunch time.

by firefightress September 25, 2009

Kazooted

The act of being a dog and zooted

Wow, I am kazooted haha lol hehe xD. I am kazooted off the seesaw at the high functioning dog park

by Spoodlydoodly June 19, 2023

Kahooter

Your teacher's cooter.

Look at the KAHOOTER on that girl!

by Fernandapissgirl June 8, 2020