Did you see Barry's kaags in the showers, they were the size of grapefruits he must have blue balls for sure
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To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.
Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10
OVERALL: ∞/10
RANK: Throat Goat
To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.
Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10
OVERALL: ∞/10
RANK: Throat Goat
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Often in the form of a comment thread, beginning with "WE", followed by "WUZ", etc.
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We wuz kangs n shit nigga I swear to god, my fuckin family man, they was from Egypt did you see the color of they skin, look at they skin
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