k-low 

during gay sex, when one man takes his penis and shoves it in the other mans ear

Yo i heard Mike got k-lod last night.

k-low by Anonymous March 15, 2003

J.K. Lowling 

J.K. Rowling, Author of the popular Harry Potter books, when she's fucking with the minds of her fans regarding new releases, e.g. teasing about new possible books, Pottermore information, etc.

Samantha, Rabid Fangirl: GODDAMNIT I GOT AN EMAIL FROM POTTERMORE AND I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE BETA BUT IT WAS JUST TELLING ME THAT I WILL BE GETTING ANOTHER EMAIL THAT WILL BE THE ACTUAL EMAIL. THEN I GOT ANOTHER EMAIL AND IT WAS TELLING ME THAT THEY WERE PREPARING TO SEND THE EMAIL. FUCK.

Ryan: Yup, that author is just bein' J.K. Lowling like crazy.

J.K. Lowling by Apokamptos August 29, 2011

klownacide

The act of killing a klown.

It's time for another klownacide.

klownacide by [e-mail] September 8, 2005

Killer Klowns From Outer Space

n.

A delightful '80s B-movie about a town that is under the invasion of alien clowns.

Written, produced, and directed by the Chiodo brothers.

"Killer klowns from outer space, huh? Ho-ly shit".

Killer Klowns From Outer Space by Bitchard August 7, 2004

Klown 

Clown, but used as an extra mean insult.

Weird Nerd: Coach K is the best coach in college history because of (insert boring stat).
Normal Guy: You mean Coach Klown? The guy who choked versus 8-seed UNC in the semi-finals?

Klown by OperationSpringAwakening April 2, 2022

Klown 

A derogatory slang term for a Korean person, usually of a certain age (middle age and older). A Klown is, specifically, a Korean person who lacks a social conscience, community-mindedness, proper manners or common sense. Klowns are Koreans who have difficulty with even the simplest forms of locomotion and should never be allowed to operate a motor vehicle. Klowns are generally bigots who thoroughly enjoy (and feel entitled to) treat other people of a lower social class in disrespectful and insulting ways. The term Klown was popularized via the expathell site and various internet expat communities.

That fucking Klown taxi driver just about killed me! Fuck you Klown!
So, have you heard that the Klowns falsified safety certificates for parts at their nuclear power plants?
Why do the Klowns spit phlegm and vomit all over the sidewalks near their own homes and places of business?
Don't bother signing a contract with a Klown, they won't honor it.
My Klown neighbor comes home filthy drunk at 3 am and beats his wife loudly. I think I might bash his Klown skull in if he wakes me up again.

Klown by ExpatS November 4, 2013

Klow 

Klow is a synonym for the more commonly used word "Pow" and is usually capitalized and followed by an exclamation mark. In other words, "Klow" is like "Pow", except with a "Kl".

As Vince was driving out of his garage, the door closed on roof of his car...KLOW!

Klow by DJKham February 25, 2009