Klow 

Klow is a synonym for the more commonly used word "Pow" and is usually capitalized and followed by an exclamation mark. In other words, "Klow" is like "Pow", except with a "Kl".

As Vince was driving out of his garage, the door closed on roof of his car...KLOW!

Klow by DJKham February 25, 2009

klow job 

A blow job given in return for a gift of fine jewelry. Derives from the Kay Jewelers slogan "Every Kiss Begins with Kay," suggesting that one can earn a kiss by giving someone an item from Kay. If the item is just OK, one only gets a kiss, but something really spectacular deserves more.

Bob: Did you see the ring that Ted gave his girlfriend?
Don: I know, it was huge! He's definitely getting a klow job for that one.

klow job by dozbk March 5, 2010

klow thaw 

A male whom testicles are smaller then his finger. This male define himself as a transgender gay, who is most likely to get into trouble with the female species because he has stolen their man.

Hey are you a girl or a boy? I'm neither, I'm a klow thaw

klow thaw by Klow thaw September 23, 2017

klownacide

The act of killing a klown.

It's time for another klownacide.

klownacide by [e-mail] September 8, 2005

Killer Klowns From Outer Space

n.

A delightful '80s B-movie about a town that is under the invasion of alien clowns.

Written, produced, and directed by the Chiodo brothers.

"Killer klowns from outer space, huh? Ho-ly shit".

Killer Klowns From Outer Space by Bitchard August 7, 2004

Klown 

Clown, but used as an extra mean insult.

Weird Nerd: Coach K is the best coach in college history because of (insert boring stat).
Normal Guy: You mean Coach Klown? The guy who choked versus 8-seed UNC in the semi-finals?

Klown by OperationSpringAwakening April 2, 2022

Klown 

A derogatory slang term for a Korean person, usually of a certain age (middle age and older). A Klown is, specifically, a Korean person who lacks a social conscience, community-mindedness, proper manners or common sense. Klowns are Koreans who have difficulty with even the simplest forms of locomotion and should never be allowed to operate a motor vehicle. Klowns are generally bigots who thoroughly enjoy (and feel entitled to) treat other people of a lower social class in disrespectful and insulting ways. The term Klown was popularized via the expathell site and various internet expat communities.

That fucking Klown taxi driver just about killed me! Fuck you Klown!
So, have you heard that the Klowns falsified safety certificates for parts at their nuclear power plants?
Why do the Klowns spit phlegm and vomit all over the sidewalks near their own homes and places of business?
Don't bother signing a contract with a Klown, they won't honor it.
My Klown neighbor comes home filthy drunk at 3 am and beats his wife loudly. I think I might bash his Klown skull in if he wakes me up again.

Klown by ExpatS November 4, 2013