Köfte

It's shit is what it is! It tastes like it's made of grounded rotting flesh.

Damn I fucking hate Köfte

by Ihatekofte April 12, 2023

köfte

You could have a juicy dripping hot

prosciutto
But you prefer playing

"Alan! Lentil köfte and brussel sprouts are ready!"
- (no answer)

by Krkič May 1, 2020

Köfte Spieß

A long meat stick at the size of an african mans penis

thats a nice köfte spieß rrrrrrr

by pixelficka April 15, 2020

cig kofte

also spelt chee kofta, cigkofte, çiğköfte and çiğ köfte, this is a delicious meal commonly found in turkey and armenia. you'll explode if you eat too much. please try it. it's kinda good.

person 1: hey do you want some cig kofte
person 2: nah i already had some today i don't wanna have too much
person 1: oh okay

by ring a ding July 24, 2021

kolten wong'd

To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.

Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.

Mrs: Smith: excuse me?

Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!

by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014

kote fight

A word that is used to describe a man touching another man's penis.

Hey, did you have a kote fight with Andrew yesterday?

by g4plm July 23, 2016

Kontebonker

Kontebonker is an insult and it literally means "assbanger" in Dutch. Kont means ass or butt and bonker means banger. The word kontebonker is mostly used to say that a person is gay.

That guy looks so queer... Yep, he definitely is a kontebonker.

by Ryuuketsu February 19, 2011