kotes 

Short for lacota the native american topical cream. legend has it if you eat it you'll get high

Taul:"so i was lying in the gutter and this guy throws a nickle at me and it hits me in the head... I'm like shit you fuck I'm not some kind of bum I'm just taking a nap. and it was kevin coster and he's like "sorry friend... here I have some Lacota" so I takes it from him and eat some and he's like "oh no no It's a cream... rub it on the sore..." and he goes on about how he discovered it while working on dances with wolf or some shit but he's really boring so i tuned him out... anyways the cream did nothin. but man did i get HIGH... nothin like the kotes

kotes by Taul January 29, 2005

kote fight 

A word that is used to describe a man touching another man's penis.

Hey, did you have a kote fight with Andrew yesterday?

kote fight by g4plm July 23, 2016

Kotson 

A gay dude who wrestles and has no clue about current or past events.

Hey Kotson, Your wife wants to Netflix and Chill, is that cool with you?

Kotson by Gay Frank January 29, 2016

Koesser Unit 

An indeterminate measure of time usually lasting between 1 hour and 1 week. Represented by: ʞ. Commonly used in software development estimating.

Thats gonna take at least 1 ʞ (Koesser Unit) to finish.

Koesser Unit by Koesser Unit December 18, 2010

koesoh 

Adj:
Beautiful, flawless
(Inside joke for ARMY's as this is Hoseok's name spent backwards)

Person 1: Is that Hoseok?
Person 2: Yeah, he's Koesoh isn't he?

koesoh by MayaThePhan April 22, 2018

Koester

A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.

Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.

They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.

Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.

ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.

ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.

ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?

ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!

Koester by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009

Kotex Kontessa 

A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.

"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"

Kotex Kontessa by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021