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People who are named like this got a big ass dick
Wow that jynxy guy is so good in bed
jynxy by Bigdickjynxy February 25, 2018
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(Adj.) A term popular in Seattle that is used to describe something that is unfair, rude, wrong or mean.
“Bro, that is so janxy man!”
“Get your janxy self out of here!”
Janxy by Jordaneus February 8, 2020
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A unique way of saying someone or something has bad luck.
Damn, I tried to do my best but I must be jynxed! That really sucks!
jynxed by Starchylde May 31, 2016
Consisting of, or referring to "janx". Usually associated with a negative connotation. Synonymous with, "tricky", "messy", "bullshit". In general: resembling cheap, shitty garbage.

Sometimes, also can be used as "sketchy", "unreliable", or "questionable".
This clusterfuck homework is so janxy, it makes me want to vom.
janxy by bwseventytwo November 21, 2010

Jinxy Cat Special

a drink...a shot of Jack chased with a shot of Jager
Jens lost the bet and had to take a Jinxy Cat Special after getting pummeled in Madden.
Jinxy Cat Special by Mr.pizzaman55 November 24, 2010
Definition: The most amazing person in the world that I have the privilege of being with. goodness I love it so much it's the most amazing person ever
Jynx by okopehlia March 4, 2021

Jynx maze 

The sexiest and best sex ever best at anything especially sex or sexual fetishes jynx maze has the perfect body one of the best pornstars to ever be or exist makes you cum on accident sometimes male or female
My co worker caught me watching jynx maze and I came in my pants it’s been a fucked up day
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