To masturbate using a jet from a spa or hot tub instead of one's hands. Usually done by the extremely lazy, those trying to be discreet, or those trying to claim they do not masturbate.
"Steve looked like he was having too good a time in the spayesterday - i think he was trying to jetturbate."
A.I.M. Instant Messanger
fagboy:umm you know I love you
joshlanger:....................
fagboy:jwtty
fagboy:are you there??
fagboy:hellllllllllloooooooooooooooo
joshlager sighned off at 8:16 pm
Jittu is a kind of guys who's very awesome in nature, who always wants to try new things and loves to explore. His friends plays a very vital role in his life, he's there for them when they need him. He's a very supportive and caring guy who will teach at the stages of life. He always ready for get to know about new things. You'll be happy to have a jittu in your life.
Using the jets of a pool, hot tub, or any similar structure to derive pleasure; effectively masturbating but removing the necessity of touching the genital region.
Kim: I walked in on Chad in the hot tub! He said he was just trying to clean his junk, but I could tell he was jetturbating.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.