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Jsttu Apyyrt 

You just managed to write "Harry Potter" but always chosing the next letter on the keyboard. Or you just got wrong 10 fingers typing. Congrats.
I tried searching for Harry Potter and instead it showed me Jsttu Apyyrt. What did I do wrong?
Jsttu Apyyrt by Sisak24 June 1, 2021
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jetturbate 

To masturbate using a jet from a spa or hot tub instead of one's hands. Usually done by the extremely lazy, those trying to be discreet, or those trying to claim they do not masturbate.
"Steve looked like he was having too good a time in the spa yesterday - i think he was trying to jetturbate."
jetturbate by the master baster January 8, 2010
abv. meaning Just Wanted To Tell You
A.I.M. Instant Messanger
fagboy:umm you know I love you
joshlanger:....................
fagboy:jwtty
fagboy:are you there??
fagboy:hellllllllllloooooooooooooooo
joshlager sighned off at 8:16 pm
jwtty by Alyssa_Blaire January 4, 2007
Jittu is a kind of guys who's very awesome in nature, who always wants to try new things and loves to explore. His friends plays a very vital role in his life, he's there for them when they need him. He's a very supportive and caring guy who will teach at the stages of life. He always ready for get to know about new things. You'll be happy to have a jittu in your life.
Omg jittu is best
jittu by Akshuthebest November 23, 2021
getting the hell out of a particular place
let's jettus from this fat bitches house

let us jettus (a popular expression)
jettus by Lake Rat October 21, 2003

Jetturbating 

Using the jets of a pool, hot tub, or any similar structure to derive pleasure; effectively masturbating but removing the necessity of touching the genital region.
Kim: I walked in on Chad in the hot tub! He said he was just trying to clean his junk, but I could tell he was jetturbating.
Jetturbating by Craigglea August 26, 2012
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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