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just wanted to tell you (u)

jwttu what i thought

jwttu by silentcity41 February 20, 2018

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Jsttu Apyyrt

You just managed to write "Harry Potter" but always chosing the next letter on the keyboard. Or you just got wrong 10 fingers typing. Congrats.

I tried searching for Harry Potter and instead it showed me Jsttu Apyyrt. What did I do wrong?

Jsttu Apyyrt by Sisak24 June 1, 2021

Related Words

jwttu • jettus • jetturbate • Jetturbating • jittu • Jsttu Apyyrt • jwtty • J.W.T.T • Jet Turbine

jetturbate

To masturbate using a jet from a spa or hot tub instead of one's hands. Usually done by the extremely lazy, those trying to be discreet, or those trying to claim they do not masturbate.

"Steve looked like he was having too good a time in the spa yesterday - i think he was trying to jetturbate."

jetturbate by the master baster January 8, 2010

jwtty

abv. meaning Just Wanted To Tell You

A.I.M. Instant Messanger
fagboy:umm you know I love you
joshlanger:....................
fagboy:jwtty
fagboy:are you there??
fagboy:hellllllllllloooooooooooooooo
joshlager sighned off at 8:16 pm

jwtty by Alyssa_Blaire January 4, 2007

jittu

Jittu is a kind of guys who's very awesome in nature, who always wants to try new things and loves to explore. His friends plays a very vital role in his life, he's there for them when they need him. He's a very supportive and caring guy who will teach at the stages of life. He always ready for get to know about new things. You'll be happy to have a jittu in your life.

Omg jittu is best

jittu by Akshuthebest November 23, 2021

jettus

getting the hell out of a particular place

let's jettus from this fat bitches house

let us jettus (a popular expression)

jettus by Lake Rat October 21, 2003

Jetturbating

Using the jets of a pool, hot tub, or any similar structure to derive pleasure; effectively masturbating but removing the necessity of touching the genital region.

Kim: I walked in on Chad in the hot tub! He said he was just trying to clean his junk, but I could tell he was jetturbating.

Jetturbating by Craigglea August 26, 2012

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026