jwatitude
1)defined by the height of your own state of being similar to jwat
2) the amount of awesomeness at life and/or AFJROTC tasks and drills
2) the amount of awesomeness at life and/or AFJROTC tasks and drills
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japtitude
The degree to which something is affiliated with or resembles Japan and its culture and people. Something with a high degree of japtitude would be very Japanese.
It comes from the word, "aptitude." And originated as a sort of pun between "Jap" and "aptitude."
It comes from the word, "aptitude." And originated as a sort of pun between "Jap" and "aptitude."
japtitude by Matthew Winnett August 1, 2007
jewtitude
The degree or amplitude of stinginess or cheapness shown by an individual, particularly those of the jewish faith.
My boss needs to tone down his jewtitude. I have to make sure every damn check is the right amount so he doesn't jew me.
jewtitude by IMAGINE326 July 25, 2011
jagitude
Some leaders rely on intelligence, and some rely on compassion, while neocons lead solely with jagitude.
jagitude by Scott de Snoo November 23, 2004
Twatitude
Twat-a-tude, Noun: The state of ones attitude being so course that it makes them a twat.
Mainly found to affect teens.
Usage example:-
"that hooded teenager's 'twatitude' makes me want to punch his face in"
"Speak to me without that 'Twatitude' and I might change my mind'
(Conjuction of Twat and Attitude, circa 2010)
Mainly found to affect teens.
Usage example:-
"that hooded teenager's 'twatitude' makes me want to punch his face in"
"Speak to me without that 'Twatitude' and I might change my mind'
(Conjuction of Twat and Attitude, circa 2010)
Usage example:-
"that hooded teenager's 'twatitude' makes me want to punch his face in"
"Speak to me without that 'Twatitude' and I might change my mind'
(Conjuction of Twat and Attitude, circa 2010)
"that hooded teenager's 'twatitude' makes me want to punch his face in"
"Speak to me without that 'Twatitude' and I might change my mind'
(Conjuction of Twat and Attitude, circa 2010)
Twatitude by Alexander p d September 25, 2010
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