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jewtitude 

The degree or amplitude of stinginess or cheapness shown by an individual, particularly those of the jewish faith.
My boss needs to tone down his jewtitude. I have to make sure every damn check is the right amount so he doesn't jew me.
jewtitude by IMAGINE326 July 25, 2011
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Jerkitude 

1. A jerk's attitude
2.Anyone that is acting like a putz, a loser, a loon and etc., can be described as jerkitude.
My boss' jerkitude is the worst jerkitude in the history of jerkitudes!!!
Jerkitude by neozone200 August 4, 2008
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japtitude 

The degree to which something is affiliated with or resembles Japan and its culture and people. Something with a high degree of japtitude would be very Japanese.

It comes from the word, "aptitude." And originated as a sort of pun between "Jap" and "aptitude."
"Anime, even if not made in Japan, has a very high degree of japtitude.
japtitude by Matthew Winnett August 1, 2007

Jattitude 

the Jatt Attitude; Jatt is a term used to identify the People of Punjab (India), especially sikhs. They Punjabis are known for their high-spirited living and attitude, thus the term Jattitude indicates a person having Jatt attitude.
Jattitude - Liveliness of Punjabis all over the world
Jattitude by zigailo June 25, 2009

Jewdatude 

the poor attitude exhibited by certain Jews at certain times of stress
Chaim was so upset about a .01 cent increase in matza that he showed his true jewdatude.

jellitude 

Jellitude is when someone is jealous of you and has an attitude.
Shenique was jealous of Genique because she was dating DaDa. She was so jealous she got an attitude. Shenique why you so Jellitude??
jellitude by Mala Galleta January 12, 2015

Justitude 

The act of sucking as much dick as you can to get high in something.
Ok well... alot of people have been asking me to join JUS lately, and frankly I really don't know what to say anymore actually I do but I don't like saying no anymore or telling them to leave me alone etc etc.

k so... how should we go about with this?? feedbacks from you guys will help me although I already have ideas in mind like always. :P

Requirements:
Get to know me (Vince) or Slept (Dylan) and other JUS members get them to like you.
Don't piss me off.
No kissing ass to me or other JUS members, just be YOURSELF.
Don't beg anyone in the guild to join, get to know us a little bit better and something might happen.
*MOST IMPORTANTLY* you have to have that certain "Justitude" that we are all looking for.
Justitude by Quickzero December 1, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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