Justitude 

The act of sucking as much dick as you can to get high in something.

Ok well... alot of people have been asking me to join JUS lately, and frankly I really don't know what to say anymore actually I do but I don't like saying no anymore or telling them to leave me alone etc etc.

k so... how should we go about with this?? feedbacks from you guys will help me although I already have ideas in mind like always. :P

Requirements:
Get to know me (Vince) or Slept (Dylan) and other JUS members get them to like you.
Don't piss me off.
No kissing ass to me or other JUS members, just be YOURSELF.
Don't beg anyone in the guild to join, get to know us a little bit better and something might happen.
*MOST IMPORTANTLY* you have to have that certain "Justitude" that we are all looking for.

Justitude by Quickzero December 1, 2009

Austitude 

The display of an attitude by Austinites (residents of Austin, TX) that their city is nearly perfect and without problems. Unlike Dallitude (which is associated with the display of wealth), Austitude is associated with the belief the city of Austin and people in it are unique, smarter, and more advanced than the rest of Texas and southern USA. This flawed kind of thinking is usually associated with down-talking other cities and ignoring the fact that other cities may excel in areas Austin does not.

Example A: Justifying living in Austin by saying that Houston has too much traffic and is too hot, while failing to admit Austin has the exact same problems. This is display of Austitude.

Example B: Trash-talking about Houston (i.e. it is all concrete, has no culture and no positive attributes). This is display of Austitude. In reality Houston has forests of tall pine trees Austin does not, world-class arts/culture Austin does not, and a great restaurant scene Austin does not. (Dallas also has superior culture to Austin).

Example C: Saying Austin is so unique and has many things other Texas cities do not. In reality, Austin has many things borrowed from other cities such as chain restaurants, architecture, even the Art Car Parade (which has been going on in Houston for much longer). This is display of Austitude.

Austitude by Texas Expert December 24, 2008

Justique 

being high on some sort of drug, presumably marajuana.

Person one: "Wow, look at that rainbow"

Person two: "Man, that guy is justiqued"

Justique by Paul Walker Smith February 25, 2008

japtitude 

The degree to which something is affiliated with or resembles Japan and its culture and people. Something with a high degree of japtitude would be very Japanese.

It comes from the word, "aptitude." And originated as a sort of pun between "Jap" and "aptitude."

"Anime, even if not made in Japan, has a very high degree of japtitude.

japtitude by Matthew Winnett August 1, 2007

jewtitude 

The degree or amplitude of stinginess or cheapness shown by an individual, particularly those of the jewish faith.

My boss needs to tone down his jewtitude. I have to make sure every damn check is the right amount so he doesn't jew me.

jewtitude by IMAGINE326 July 25, 2011

Jattitude 

the Jatt Attitude; Jatt is a term used to identify the People of Punjab (India), especially sikhs. They Punjabis are known for their high-spirited living and attitude, thus the term Jattitude indicates a person having Jatt attitude.

Jattitude - Liveliness of Punjabis all over the world

Jattitude by zigailo June 25, 2009

jwatitude

1)defined by the height of your own state of being similar to jwat

2) the amount of awesomeness at life and/or AFJROTC tasks and drills

Julian you need to try harder. you need to boost your jwatitude

jwatitude by rotc-thug November 13, 2011