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A jalk is a cross between a jog and a walk in which someone frequently switches between walking and jogging, usually because they are unable to sustain a full jog.
I wanted to go for a jog this morining but I was so tired from my work-out all I could manage was a jalk.
jalk by eido June 13, 2008
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jalk 

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A jog with intermittent walking in beween jogs.
I jalked all the way home.
I couldn't jog the whole distance so I jalked.
The girl was jalking along the towpath.
Do you want to jalk with me?
Look at those jalkers.
He jalks to keep fit.
jalk by swiggie May 9, 2013
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Jalk 

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A deceptive form of exercise, jalking is a lazy person's jogging. The participator annouces they are "going for a jog" in order to sound impressive or athletic, but once they leave the house, lapse into a slow walk and only actually run or jog for a small percentage of the time. The name is derived from "Walking" and "Jogging"
Person 1: Hey! How was your jog!
Person 2: To tell you the truth, it was more of a jalk. I just wanted that hot new guy to think I'm in great shape.
Jalk by ZaraRose August 21, 2010

Jalk 

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A combination of jog and walk. A fast-paced walk and a slow-paced run
I need to get in a run but am a bit tired. I will go for a jalk instead.
Jalk by Hoosiermomma37 September 30, 2012

Jalk 

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A slow jog or fast walk.
I jalked the entire 4 mile trail.
Jalk by TPATechnoMom January 6, 2019

Leo Jalkanen 

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A person who is super sexy and very masculine
BRO 1 : Did you see that hot man
BRO 2 : Yes, He was a LEO JALKANEN
BR0 1 : awesomesauce
Leo Jalkanen by waldez27 October 28, 2019

jalkholate 

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to masturbate, to beat the meat,
After I saw Kim Kardashian's ass, I jalkholated for 2 hours last night
jalkholate by Hameed June 11, 2008
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