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1. Another term for a professional douchebag. Has a minimum of 5000 failed pickup attempts under his belt and is usually at his best when playing with himself.
Professional Poker Players are known as Rounders.

Professional masturbaters are known as Juzams.
juzam by Dude Eggs May 26, 2005
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Juamster 

This word was created by Barney Hobbs, who attends King Edward's school, Birmingham. He is a bit of a juamster himself. The word does not have much meaning, but it usually used to insult someone, but it can also be a very friendly gesture.

It is usually used instead of the term Wanker, as some may find it very offensive.

There is a theory that this word has been passed down from generation to generation, and has now eventually ended in the mischievous hands of Barney. However, it is a very useful word and can be used on many occasions.
Oh you Crazyy Juamster
Juamster by JK----BRAPPPPPPP! April 22, 2011

Juzanged 

To get absolutely rocked by something or someone , especially in sports, but can be used in other contexts as well.
Michigan got absolutely juzanged by #3 on UCLA. Dude scored like six straight buckets and has most of his teams points
Juzanged by CTdOyle March 30, 2021

Jugamoogoo 

Anything open to interpretation

Slang term for really any noun
Ex1: you’re such a jugamoogoo

Ex2: put your jugamoogoo away
Ex3: I love my jugamoogoo
Jugamoogoo by VladP April 20, 2018

jutament 

1. to move quickly from one place to another as in a dream
2. to teleport
I was standing at the refrigerator and I jutamented to the couch the moment I had my snack in hand.

I was drinking coffee and I suddenly jutamented to a Colombian coffee field.
jutament by zingerhoff August 16, 2009
Something that is really special or excellent.
"That is a really juza jacket, can I have it?"
Juza by simonrgb July 6, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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