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1. Another term for a professional douchebag. Has a minimum of 5000 failed pickup attempts under his belt and is usually at his best when playing with himself.
Professional Poker Players are known as Rounders.

Professional masturbaters are known as Juzams.
juzam by Dude Eggs May 26, 2005
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Juamster 

This word was created by Barney Hobbs, who attends King Edward's school, Birmingham. He is a bit of a juamster himself. The word does not have much meaning, but it usually used to insult someone, but it can also be a very friendly gesture.

It is usually used instead of the term Wanker, as some may find it very offensive.

There is a theory that this word has been passed down from generation to generation, and has now eventually ended in the mischievous hands of Barney. However, it is a very useful word and can be used on many occasions.
Oh you Crazyy Juamster
Juamster by JK----BRAPPPPPPP! April 22, 2011

Juzanged 

To get absolutely rocked by something or someone , especially in sports, but can be used in other contexts as well.
Michigan got absolutely juzanged by #3 on UCLA. Dude scored like six straight buckets and has most of his teams points
Juzanged by CTdOyle March 30, 2021

Jugamoogoo 

Anything open to interpretation

Slang term for really any noun
Ex1: you’re such a jugamoogoo

Ex2: put your jugamoogoo away
Ex3: I love my jugamoogoo
Jugamoogoo by VladP April 20, 2018

jutament 

1. to move quickly from one place to another as in a dream
2. to teleport
I was standing at the refrigerator and I jutamented to the couch the moment I had my snack in hand.

I was drinking coffee and I suddenly jutamented to a Colombian coffee field.
jutament by zingerhoff August 16, 2009
Something that is really special or excellent.
"That is a really juza jacket, can I have it?"
Juza by simonrgb July 6, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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