juvé 

My Blood, blood of mine

She is Juvé (my blood)

juvé by Lovemorethanyoucantake January 30, 2023

juve 

a boyfriend or girlfriend who is younga than you

'dats my juve. dats my juve'
any new orleans ppl kno da song

juve by teedy June 11, 2006

juve 

It's a nickname of the greatest and best team in Italy, i.e. Juventus

"what's the best team in the world?"
"no question about that! it's juve"

juve by someone475 July 2, 2009

Juve 

A wonderful caring man

Wow what a Juve

Juve by Harrie Ant$$$$ September 28, 2019

Juve Merda

Juve Merda is an Italian exclamation against what is believed to be the most thieving football team in all world's football history

Juve merda, che ladri! (Juve merda, such thieves!)

Juve Merda by Antijuve January 4, 2019

Juve Cleaver 

A woman in her 30s or 40s who looks like she's in her 50s and acts like she's 13. Typically what this means is that they look a little too old for their age ( from too much partying or smoking ) and have the intelligence of roughly an early teen - not a good combination.

A play on June Cleaver - Juve = Juvenile. Juve Cleaver is both the singular and plural form. Juve Cleaver is usually blonde.

Juve Cleaver can regularly be found at popular bars and restaurants surrounded by other similar bimbos having similar traits. They are usually very loud and obnoxious to assure getting attention.

Also Juve Cleaver usually has a network of douchebag guys around who also lack adequate intelligence to be anything else but a Ward for their Juve.

A common behavior mode for Juve Cleaver is to stalk ex-boyfriends using the douchebag guy as a proxy, eventually showing up at the location of the ex-boyfriend and his date causing drama and making themselves look like the psychos they are. This behavior can usually be expected since Juve Cleaver has no shortage of men who have dumped her.

Buddy: Wasn't those gals at the last place? Why is that psycho looking blonde glaring at us?

Paul: Oh yes, that's Michelle and her friends, the douchebag over there is her proxy-stalker. We're being stalked by Juve Cleaver.

Buddy: BITCH!

Juve Cleaver by paulvmunix December 21, 2007

juve machine 

A shorter hipper active take on the concept of rejuvenation: firing up an idea that existed before but lost traction.

Oh man, I didn't think we should take that trip before because of the Corona, but it's definitely back in the juve machine now!

juve machine by Land Snark May 27, 2021