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juve
juve by someone475 July 2, 2009
Juve
Juve by Harrie Ant$$$$ September 28, 2019
Juve Merda
Juve Merda is an Italian exclamation against what is believed to be the most thieving football team in all world's football history
Juve Merda by Antijuve January 4, 2019
Juve Cleaver
A woman in her 30s or 40s who looks like she's in her 50s and acts like she's 13. Typically what this means is that they look a little too old for their age ( from too much partying or smoking ) and have the intelligence of roughly an early teen - not a good combination.
A play on June Cleaver - Juve = Juvenile. Juve Cleaver is both the singular and plural form. Juve Cleaver is usually blonde.
Juve Cleaver can regularly be found at popular bars and restaurants surrounded by other similar bimbos having similar traits. They are usually very loud and obnoxious to assure getting attention.
Also Juve Cleaver usually has a network of douchebag guys around who also lack adequate intelligence to be anything else but a Ward for their Juve.
A common behavior mode for Juve Cleaver is to stalk ex-boyfriends using the douchebag guy as a proxy, eventually showing up at the location of the ex-boyfriend and his date causing drama and making themselves look like the psychos they are. This behavior can usually be expected since Juve Cleaver has no shortage of men who have dumped her.
A play on June Cleaver - Juve = Juvenile. Juve Cleaver is both the singular and plural form. Juve Cleaver is usually blonde.
Juve Cleaver can regularly be found at popular bars and restaurants surrounded by other similar bimbos having similar traits. They are usually very loud and obnoxious to assure getting attention.
Also Juve Cleaver usually has a network of douchebag guys around who also lack adequate intelligence to be anything else but a Ward for their Juve.
A common behavior mode for Juve Cleaver is to stalk ex-boyfriends using the douchebag guy as a proxy, eventually showing up at the location of the ex-boyfriend and his date causing drama and making themselves look like the psychos they are. This behavior can usually be expected since Juve Cleaver has no shortage of men who have dumped her.
Buddy: Wasn't those gals at the last place? Why is that psycho looking blonde glaring at us?
Paul: Oh yes, that's Michelle and her friends, the douchebag over there is her proxy-stalker. We're being stalked by Juve Cleaver.
Buddy: BITCH!
Paul: Oh yes, that's Michelle and her friends, the douchebag over there is her proxy-stalker. We're being stalked by Juve Cleaver.
Buddy: BITCH!
Juve Cleaver by paulvmunix December 21, 2007
juve machine
A shorter hipper active take on the concept of rejuvenation: firing up an idea that existed before but lost traction.
Oh man, I didn't think we should take that trip before because of the Corona, but it's definitely back in the juve machine now!
juve machine by Land Snark May 27, 2021
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026