justificado 

fun word to say when you don't know what to say
literally you can use it for any situation
you and your friends can come up with a secret meaning for it and use it as a code word if you want

"Justificado!"
"damn my friend needs a tampon because that is the secret meaning we came up with!"

;)

justificado by this is for my boo lyric February 6, 2020

Justificationology 

A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.

Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.

Justificationology by WordMasterPhlex March 9, 2017

justification 

The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.

"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"

"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"

"Jeffery, go to your room"

"But your my school janitor"

"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

justification by Tom. M January 12, 2006

justifiction 

(just i FIC shun): a fictional justification for a project or purchase that is otherwise patently obvious and necessary, but that nevertheless requires that bureaucratic management procedures and forms be followed.

I had to fill out three forms and write a justifiction to order a replacement for the broken garbage can in the lunchroom.

justifiction by RobScott January 4, 2009

junkie justification 

Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation

Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?

Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.

junkie justification by IdiotProofDude January 16, 2017

justificate 

To prove the usefullness of ones actions or state of being

Mercer: "Don't make me justificate myself for wearing this ghetto a** hat"

justificate by devreser March 5, 2007

Justificator 

An alternate name for a car indicator, when used after a turn has commenced, to justify the drivers actions

oh, that car turned and now the justificator is on!

Justificator by Bfunny November 27, 2010