a total pouser with no self respect who has to sleep with underage girls to make himself feel like a real man! what you call your boyfriend after he cheats on you. also the lead singer of a knoxville punk band.
by um............no June 29, 2008
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by Dr.Krogh April 24, 2008
Get the jörmungandr mug.A sexual term where a person in this position drives their penis all the way into the receiver's pussy, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized.
This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.
This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.
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by Youum June 7, 2023
Get the Jurus pompa hamil mug.A city in So Cal where the hoes come easy and the dudes have chlamydia, this city is full of STD's and illegal mexicans GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN. Nearest cities to Jurupa Valley are Norco , Ontario , Riverside , Eastvale and Rubidoux. The elementary school kids hit juuls in the restroom during recess and the middle schoolers shank eachother when they get in fights. The high schoolers are very obnoxious and frankly, do not give a fuck. The house parties are wack the bitches here be boring and the dudes are just weird. There is graffiti everywhere because we're ghetto and you'll never drive down a street without seeing a tweaked out homeless person, so comforting. We all love to bash eachother for no reason except that it's the only form of entertainment we get here because there is NOTHING to do here but smoke the weed you bought from some dude named jose. Also, half of the male population here is named jose. But,,, we do have every drug you could ever imagine out here for the low-low, it'll be even cheaper if you flirt with the plug if you know what i mean.
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by azzyisgod October 28, 2018
Get the jurupa valley mug.A serpent from ancient mythology. Jormungand was supposedly so long that it had no end. Hence, I named my penis after this facinating creature.
would you like to meet my jormungand?
by Alexander Pierce March 27, 2008
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